Harry Potter

So damn funny, strong language though.

Larry's Journal

Oh, where do I even begin to tell you about this adventure of mine.  All of a sudden, Timmy is a huge fan of Harry Potter.  I mean that’s all I hear about, Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that.  He’s wearing all kinds of goofy shit and watching movies and reading books.  So apparently there are 10 books and 8 movies.  Well, there is some controversy over the number of books but he says it’s 10 and I have no reason to argue.  Halfway between 8 and 10 is 9.  Who am I to argue with that kind of logic?

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Lord Of The Rings

Hilarious!

Larry's Journal

Well I see some of you are still reading my journal entries.  I appreciate entertaining you.  Hopefully, this makes your Friday at work a little more enjoyable.  This day was just utterly ridiculous.  Here’s how it went.

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Ash Wednesday

I cannot stop reading this guy’s stories and I don’t know why.

Larry's Journal

Oh boy, where do I even begin about today.  It was definitely unforgettable to say the least.  Susan being ridiculous and putting up with the devil children.  Here’s how the day went.

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Convenience Store

Couldn’t breathe. Hilarious. Strong language, you’ve been warned.

Larry's Journal

So there’s a convenience store on my way to work everyday.  It’s the only damn one so it pretty much has a monopoly over my money.  Since I’m far too lazy to drive out of the way to avoid it.  

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Day At The Park

Hysterical. Pretty strong language. Funniest thing I’ve ever read though. I highly recommend if you like to laugh.

Larry's Journal

Oh, what did I get myself into?  This day was absolute hell.  Let me tell you about this particular Saturday.

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How To Politely Insult People

This is one of the greatest skills that has been handed down to the generations.  Everyone has friends or acquaintances that need to be put in their place, but the relationship is important enough you don’t want to scream “HEY JACKSLAP, SHUT YOUR FLAPHOLE!”  So, an art form came about starting in the days of the earliest cavemen, where they would drop giant boulders directly next to their colleague’s head.  Or draw dirty funny pictures of them on the cave wall.  Or rip off their loin cloth in front of the tribal beauty.  So as not to kill them, but let them to know they needed to zip it or be fed to a woolly mammoth.  It has since evolved through the ages.  I mean, sometimes people just need to be told they’re stupid.  It’s the way of the world.  So, here are some ways to politely insult someone: Continue reading

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Five Greatest Movie Characters, Ever!

You might think this is a subjective list, but nothing could be further from the truth.  I happen to be an expert on movie characters and these are undisputed facts.  Many are deserving, but only five can make the cut.  Here they are: Continue reading

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5 Cool Things About Being Poor

Everybody always talks about getting rich.  There are all kinds of books, seminars, webinars, blah blah blah.  They tell you the same things over and over.  Work hard, be good with money, network, have great ideas, <insert common sense>.  Well I started thinking, “There has to be at least a few cool things about being poor.  I mean, who has ever made a pro/con list that didn’t have any “pros” at all on it?  Maybe if Hitler was on a ballot?”  So here are five things I thought are cool about being poor: Continue reading

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Things People Do But Won’t Admit To Doing

Everybody does things every day that you could never get them to confess. But you can’t lie to yourself.  You can’t lie to me.  You know you do them.  Everyone has done at least one of the following in their lifetime: Continue reading

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Parenting, Through The Eyes Of A Couple Rookies

Let me start off by saying this will not be some tutorial or lesson on parenting.  I have one child who is 14 months old.  I’m far from being any type of expert.  The last thing I want to do is sound like the 24 year old girl who’s been married 6 months trying to give everyone marital advice like she’s “experienced” anything.  But, that doesn’t mean my wife and  I haven’t observed things along the way.  So I thought we’d share a couple of our own experiences that were unexpected: Continue reading

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