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How To Politely Insult People

This is one of the greatest skills that has been handed down to the generations.  Everyone has friends or acquaintances that need to be put in their place, but the relationship is important enough you don’t want to scream “HEY JACKSLAP, SHUT YOUR FLAPHOLE!”  So, an art form came about starting in the days of the earliest cavemen, where they would drop giant boulders directly next to their colleague’s head.  Or draw dirty funny pictures of them on the cave wall.  Or rip off their loin cloth in front of the tribal beauty.  So as not to kill them, but let them to know they needed to zip it or be fed to a woolly mammoth.  It has since evolved through the ages.  I mean, sometimes people just need to be told they’re stupid.  It’s the way of the world.  So, here are some ways to politely insult someone: Continue reading

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Things People Do But Won’t Admit To Doing

Everybody does things every day that you could never get them to confess. But you can’t lie to yourself.  You can’t lie to me.  You know you do them.  Everyone has done at least one of the following in their lifetime: Continue reading

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Parenting, Through The Eyes Of A Couple Rookies

Let me start off by saying this will not be some tutorial or lesson on parenting.  I have one child who is 14 months old.  I’m far from being any type of expert.  The last thing I want to do is sound like the 24 year old girl who’s been married 6 months trying to give everyone marital advice like she’s “experienced” anything.  But, that doesn’t mean my wife and  I haven’t observed things along the way.  So I thought we’d share a couple of our own experiences that were unexpected: Continue reading

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